God: Man I sure would like to just forgive everyone and get past this sin thing and move on.
Justice: you better not until you’ve paid me back or I’ll slap you silly
Jesus: Slap me silly instead Justice and give Dad a break from your legalistic ways.
God: Great idea Son Justice has had my hands tied since that dam apple incident.
Justice: Well thank God there’s still Hell for some addition payback for scoffers of this masterful plan
Jesus: Wow Dad who thought this crap up in the first place?