When I die

I would want

my

Jewish friends

to say

a Kaddish

my

Catholic friends

to have a Mass

and light

a candle

my

Mormon friends

to Baptize me

my

Hindu friends

to have a

Meditation

my

Buddhist friends

to light

some incense

my

Atheist and Agnostic friends

to hoist a

pint

My

Muslim friends

to get out their

prayer rugs

When I die

I Pray that

I have this

diversity

of friends who

loved me.

ANZAHOLYMAN